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The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit is something that makes a great gift due to the love it shows. Think about it. Nothing says “I Love you” quite like I helping someone survive the zombie apocalypse.

These Zombie weapons come with:

  • Gator Machete: High-carbon stainless steel body with both fine and serrated edges. 25.7″ long, 18 ounces.
  • Gator Machete Pro: Multi-purpose blade can act as an ax, machete, or knife. High-carbon steel head and handle; handle has Gator-Grip covering. 16.5″, 18 ounces.
  • Camp Axe II: Single-hand ax ideal for battles requiring up close and personal interaction. Molded plastic sheath, form steelhead. 17.3″ long, 34.6 ounces.
  • Parang: The style is like a traditional jungle machete, so it’s light, sharp, and balanced. This machete will also clear a path through brush so no one trips on the way to saving other survivors. The parang is 19.5″ long and weighs 25.4 ounces, so it’s very handy.
  • LMF II Infantry: Field tested by American troops. Can cut through a seat belt or the Plexiglas of a chopper with ease. The 420HC stainless blade is 10.6″ long and it weighs 24.3 ounces.
  • DMF Folder: Compact death with a locking tanto blade for quick insertion into zombie skulls. 8.4″ long opened, 4.8″ closed, 6.2 ounces.
  • Epic: Use right- or left-handed with equal dexterity. Low profile, minimalist design means zombies will not see it coming. 7.3″ long, 5.1 ounces.

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

Gerber Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit [30-000601] available on Amazon for $228.24.

This Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit will help your loved ones survive. There is no doubt there. No one can blame you for wanting your loved ones to survive with this Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit.

Gerber Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit [30-000601]

Gerber Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit [30-000601]

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Axe

Gerber Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit [30-000601]

Gerber Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit [30-000601]

This is why I’m broke, but I’ll be a zombie apocalypse survival. Get this gear for your loved ones and they’ll probably also survive.

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