The Vornado Glide Vortex Room Heater is awesome due to the way it can heat the whole room while staying cool to the touch. It also has a really sleek modern look so your friends will know you’re smart and stylish.

Baby, it’s cold outside, but it doesn’t have to be cold inside too.

  • Vortex technology fully circulates warm air evenly throughout the whole room
  • Adjustable axis tilts 20 degrees on a modern steel base with natural wooden feet
  • 2 heat settings (750W / 1500W) with adjustable thermostat for selecting desired comfort level and energy usage
  • Advanced safety through a cool-touch case, 2-stage auto shutoff, and tip-over protection for worry-free use
  • Backed by a 5-year hassle-free warranty and supported by a customer service team based in Andover, KS
  • Built to meet U.S. voltage requirements. Certified, safety-tested, and warrantied for use only in the U.S.

Vortex Heat Room Heater

Room Heater

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