The service in Cologne Cathedral is over. The church is empty and the priest cleans up the altar.
A tall, slim blonde in a leopard coat on high heels enters the church and walks to the altar. She opens the cloak and reveals a flawless body.
The priest starts sweating, turns to the crucifix and asks: “Jesus, what am I supposed to do?”
Jesus answers: “Pull out my nails, that’s a matter for the boss.”