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  • @markbranson Hi Mark, I added your book(s) to my website, I hope you don’t mind – Troy

  • Illusion On The Nile
    Divorce Court

    All rise

    Bezes, Pretty sure that’s not what the bailiff meant

    Oh, um, sorry, but have you seen the hottie I’m hooking up with?

    Yes, Bezes. We’ve all seen her

    Order in the court. Kenzie, call your first witness

    I call Gymbo the Clown

    Do you swear

    Damn right I’m gonna swear. I’m unemployed due to that so…

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  • Illusion On The Nile
    Junk Mail

    My love grows bigger for you every day Chiquita

    Yo tambien te amo señor Bezes

    NO, really, Chiquita, my love is huge

    Me estoy sonrojando señor Bezes

    Tell you what. I’ll send you a picture of my love if you send me a picture of yours

    No entiendo señor Bezes

    Alex, take a picture of this, and send it to Chiq…

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  • Illusion On The Nile
    Alex The Betrayer

    Jay the Carney, Haven’t seen or heard from you since Honduras

    Well, Cavendish, been busy

    You’ve been busy? I’m doin all the work. Job at National Food, infiltrated Nile Warehouse, snuck into Bezes’ castle, even picked up a sidekick, and a senorita along the way. What the hell you been doin?

    Here, read th…[Read more]

  • Says Who?

    The Illusion doesn’t care when you are early

    But the one time you are late?

    Oh, The Illusion cares

    The Illusion doesn’t care when your store looks perfect

    But let an executive walk in when you are unprepared

    You bet The Illusion cares

    The Illusion doesn’t care your store’s sales have been off the chain

    Bit have a bad month

    The…[Read more]

  • Never Satisfied

    Retail is Transactional #Leaderership, a model that rewards and punishes performance

    The Illusion of Competence exists because we do not determine good and poor performance

    Instead, executives and their perception set the bar for good performance, and once attained, the bar gets moved to a higher plateau

    In other words…[Read more]

  • Mark R Branson posted an update 10 months ago

    On You

    If you do something wrong for 10 years, doing it for 10 years does not change fact it is wrong

    Statements prevalent in hashtag#Leadership circles

    What can I do for you?
    How can I help you?
    Can you say “Cop-out”?

    Think your Millennial workforce cares about the shoes, clothes, glasses, electronics they sell enough to tell you how to do…[Read more]

  • No Is Easy

    Thousands of stores closed around you this year. If on future list, your company will not help you. They plan on you failing.

    Doing what they said got you into this mess in the first place. Continuing to do so is the definition of insanity.

    Stop quoting policy & giving your customers Food Poisoning. Start helping the human in front…[Read more]

  • Same Old Song And Dance

    Gap closing hundreds of stores

    IKEA cutting 7500 jobs

    Someone on LinkedIn saying her Zale’s store closing at Christmas

    And this is just the beginning. More store managers will be reaching out in coming weeks, looking for work for their teams as they are handed their pink slips

    Know what these managers did wrong?…[Read more]

  • Every Moment

    Do you mind if I ask what happened to your vision?

    I was eight, swinging a plastic sword around on my bed. I hit the light bulb above the bed, a hot piece of glass went right in my eye. Been blind in that eye ever since.

    Sorry I keep saying “what”, I lost my hearing in both ears because of an accident.

    It’s okay mam. My wife would…[Read more]

  • Mark R Branson changed their profile picture 11 months ago

  • @spnlocal2017
    Hi Mike, Appreciate what you do. my biggest challenge is juggling different social media. i write on LinkedIn and share on The Illusion Channel on Facebook, but am not active on twitter and Instagram. The thought of adding more social media and juggling it all is daunting. I joined SPN hoping to learn how to juggle. Any suggestions…[Read more]

  • Mark R Branson became a registered member 11 months, 1 week ago

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